Total Medals Earned: 845 (From 140 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,145 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (20/120 points)
You met Her.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
Get the pitchfork
Collect every heart in the game.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with three hearts.
Medals Earned: 9/32 (180/500 points)
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
A classic for bidding!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/110 points)
You climbed the tower as a paladin.
You climbed the tower as a barbarian.
You climbed the tower as a knight.
You climbed the tower as a monk.
You climbed the tower as a ninja.
You climbed the tower as a priest.
You climbed the tower as a ranger.
You climbed the tower as a sorceress.
You climbed the tower as a thief.
You climbed the tower as a warrior.
You climbed the tower as a wizard.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (70/205 points)
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Complete first level
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Score a x1 at the punch machine
Complete the game
Destroy last boss without getting hit
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/220 points)
Find all 8 useable tools in the game
Survive the cannibal attack
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale
Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst
Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days
Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/350 points)
Beat month 1
Beat month 3
Beat month 2
Beat month 4
Beat month 6
Beat month 5
Get at least 50,000 score
Get 100x combo
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/375 points)
Buy all upgrades in any mode
Complete the game in Easy difficulty level
Kill 400 monsters in Easy Survival
Complete the game on Normal difficulty level
Kill 400 monsters in Medium Survival
Complete the game on Hard difficulty level
Kill 400 monsters in Hard Survival
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Lose the game.
Meet Reddington.
Keep losing the game.
Don't lose the game.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
Your so smart, I wish I was smart as you, how can I be smart like you?
How exactly did that one change?
That's all I could do
Which is in fact the worst time
