JujubeLock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[~GG~ New Years Eve sucked]

The GG acronym is already taken by Glock Group

I would suggest something like Sprocket Squad or something like that, but the flash was fairly decent and had more of a plot and better graphics than I expected.

Afroman95 responds:

An intro, two flashes, and a forum, it's past the point of no return...
And the Acronym doesn't matter, just the name of the group.
We have a different tag to avoid confusion, ors is ~GG~ theirs is just GG -.
k.

[Electric Fishtank: Shit!]

Drugs are bad m'kay

The art was brilliant, as anyone could expect, and this flash is quite a good commentary on the drug culture. I especially like all the cameos; you did a good job of re-nventing the character designs, as always. So how is the sex change going?

Krebskopf responds:

Cheers, glad you liked it. As for the sex change yeah it's going really good!

[Flashplication]

Nice character design

Subtitles would probably have helped, but besides that, I really like the character design you have. Your character and animation still seems reminiscent of old time black and white cartoons, but the twist of showing emotions via the color of your character's lock is clever. I hope you make more.

DrSeven responds:

Thanks for the kind words and at one point i was fairly determined to have a speech bubble running through the whole animation, and i really followed through because the animation is really there for the sake of the script.

[The 3500hz Square Wave]

Brilliant

This is far better directed and more erotic than any pornographic film on Newgrounds. Truly people don't understand your artistic vision or this would have a daily and weekly award, and be front paged immediately. Also, this movie has far more depth than most pornographic films and a post-modern appeal by titling 3500hz square wave and then presumably applying that wave in the background of your piece. With that particular choice of wave, people can contemplate the complexities of pornography involving furniture; the furniture doesn't intrinsically make any sound, so in essence the 3500hz square wave speaks for them. I could go on forever, but I can already see your genius is wasted on these troubled youths utilizing this website, so it would be an act of futility to even attempt to enlighten them on this master piece.

KillerClam responds:

I am too a big fan of erotic art

[Cool Things 555]

This is now my number one favorite

Flash based on forum threads are truly the best kind of flash. It could not have been any better.

WinchesterLock responds:

swell beans

[D4ilytoon # 340]

Greatest series ever

I don't think anything can be added to perfection.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

aww u are nice

[.:wonchop is shit:.]

Just like NG to not appreciate art

A post-modern masterpiece that takes a deep look at life.

AniGen2 responds:

first agreeable review thus far

[Luis or jonthompson?]

Wonderfully executed

This movie was simply awesome and exceeded my expectations.

possibly-yodd responds:

Nah, it sucked shitttt.

[Pootytang Response]

The Internet is serious business

I would have never expected someone actually would do this, bravo. In all honesty, my author's response wasn't intended to be serious; I simply enjoy screwing around with people. This flash is so drenched in irony because you seem to be on a crusade that I used to be on back in the day, right down to the narrative rant. If you watch the HNTs in my profile (the one's that happened to win awards) they were essentially a rant on the misdoings of NG, much like this flash was. Nowadays I make movies to "make myself and some other people laugh" I know damn well the general NG audience may not appreciate. Additionally, "the crappiness of [those] movie[s] is purposely done, because I only wanted to prove a point."

I don't judge myself to be an Internet badass for winning those awards that I threw at you, I could care less. I am 21 and all I care about is making it into graduate school so I may accomplish my life ambitions and end my life on a good note. Quite frankly, since it is my alias that won those awards, most people in my life will never know, and frankly I could care less. It simply showed the same bunch of idiots who pass my "Pootytang" flash happened to like my flash enough at the time to vote highly on it. As I previously stated, I commented on your review to fool around with you, and quite frankly your review wasn't as much of constructive criticism as you claimed it to be. If I condense your review it stated; "You spent no time on this, and it had nothing of substance that anyone else could not imitate." So where in that review is comments about how to do the flash better? "Add a hook," by golly how descriptive! NG reviewers in general seem to be on this high horse that their opinions matter. The purpose of the review system is to tell an author how to improve. The whistle points I receive for the dozens of "abusive" reviews and non-helpful reviews is astounding, and people will still not realize it because they think it was deleted for the "author's comments," which is simply ignorant because there is no such thing as "abusive" author comments and Tom made a good thread as to why.

Then, people will speculate that I have this vast conspiracy network that helps these flash pass. If this were true, don't you think Wade would have shut us down already with the technology NG possesses? Wade knows who votes on what and when and with what IP, and he will delete people who form mass conspiracies to vote up shitty flash or rig flash awards, etc. and he has. These flash pass because the general NG voter thinks it will pass, and they want a save point, which is why it mysteriously will have around a score of 2 every time. The general NG voter will create a self-fulfilling prophecy. I don't even tell my friends I submitted a "pootytang" until after its passed; you can even ask floppy because he'll usually see it hours afterwards because of time zone. Heck, if you wanted proof, I could give you the pootytang preloader and you could submit a numbered pootytang flash with anything you wanted in it, and it would pass without a problem. I even made a flash about this dynamic back in the day in "HNT Finale" but it fell on many deaf ears.

While I appreciate this flash, I can tell you that we aren't as different as you would like to think, and while I do appreciate your crusade and your first stab at flash, we are more on the same page than you would like to think.

So for sake of review, the humor was well placed and contributed to a contemporary and apparent issue of NG politics, the graphics as you said were not so great but you were intentionally doing that so its not a problem, the animation was well done and the average user wouldn't pick up the repetition of frames you had done unless looked at closely, I would have preferred a catchy song in the background like some Joplin to emphasis some of the comedy but the flash wasn't particularly hurt without the music, the buttons were well-placed and utilized effectively, and I enjoyed the overall style. My thoughts on the content can be inferred. ;)

mecha-chao responds:

Im glad you watched it and had something better to say this time around.
I stand by what I said, the flash I made a response to did look like it took around 30 seconds to make, and it was boring. I didn't like it so I said something about it. You can feel the same way or different about my flash, it doesnt bother me in the least bit.

This was my first flash, and I didnt want to put TOO much effort into it as I said, I just wanted something to show. It made me laugh, and thats good enough. Theres no BG music because I wanted to keep the filesize down. I personally HATE loading 10 megs of well... nothing. This is why I hate Myspace so damn much.

Thanks for watching. My next flash project is being developed at this moment, and is slightly better drawn. It IS hilariously funny though, but wont be done for many months. And there will be waffles

[Pootytang adventures #031]

"Stunning, Riveting, and Engaging" - NY Times

Newgrounds doesn't deserve such a masterfully crafted vision of a perfect world translated into a stroke of a internet equivalent of a paintbrush. It saddens me that this will be the last one you make, but if you had to cease your dramatic rendition of the world in a realistic but chilling montage, then this is a suiting finale.

Spy responds:

Your genius is years before it's time. Years in the futre, people will look upon your reviews and truly deem you as a true great mind.