JujubeLock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["God Damn" V.05]

Its a fairly good intro...

Yeah, I'd definitely have the music cranked a little more and maybe for effect, have it playing one kind of music before the shooting and maybe something really heavy afterwards. Myabe have a little more than just gun shots like melle or just plain hand combat before the shooting scene. For the shooting scene in an opening, sniper doesn't cut it for me; something more bloody and noisy like a shotgun. Also, have the title slam out at the audience. The audiece is expecting action if the title looks like it is going to jump out and kick their behind then you know it is good. Good luck in the making of it!

[Retarded Animal Babies 5]

You are one crazy sick man...in a good way.

I am now forming a cult in your worship please shine your blessing upon me by responding to my review. I gave you a 5, because there is no 6.

[Link's Quest For Ass 2]

wow

That scene where Link slaughtered mario with his sword; was that in reference to Pulp Fiction? You had most of the classics it was great.

[Sweepin' Joe's Ep. 3]

sweet

not as funny as the first two but thats probably because of the lack of a narration and it had no contribution to the whole story. However, it was funny nonetheless.

[-True North-]

All Hail the new Lord of the Portal!

The movie made me laugh, cry, and watch in awe. I would have ended it at the cemetary scene because the whole "Why to give us a 5" seemed unnecessary. Of course I'm still voting 5 but still.

[-= PEE MAN II =-]

I think it was good.

Whoever had pop-ups does not have an up-to-date computer so they can just shut their trap and download the necessaries or forever be lost in a sea of information they cannot access. As for the story, it was alright but it probably isn't my type of humor. The speeding story line is generally good, but you have to make sure the plot line is not too outrageous or people will stare at it blankly. I thought it was alright, but you have to calm it down a bit. I really don't know what to vote for this so I'm going to abstain.

[Sweepin' Joe's Ep 2]

This is one cool thing.

I love the old southern feel Clovis emits. The whole plot line is hilarious and the narration style is superb. People don't appreciate good art; this series will become a classic.

[Lepo 5: Like an Egyptian]

well...

It was mediocre at best. It wasn't horrible though. Had a nice music video feel.

[Strawberry's Pistol]

?

que? It had a good start but the senseless violence wasn't much of a climax.

TurdClock responds:

whatever.

[The George Bush Show 4]

meh

I wasn't too impressed. Propaganda and conspiracy theory doesn't wow me.